These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
Risk of plane bombs
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May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
More Redneck One-liners!
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yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Dinosaurs
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Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
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A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...