The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...