A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East
Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle EastAKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...