A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
A day late.
Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check. Doctor...
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...