George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...