Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Offer legal advice
|Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court...