Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!