Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Late For Work
Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...