Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...