I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
A horrible tragedy
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
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Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
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