The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...