The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....