Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...