Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...