When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Geneologist
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?One looks up the family...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Indiana Crazy Law
One man may not back into a parking spot becasue it prevents police officers...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!