A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity