A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about…
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...