You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....