A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Graphics work too much
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What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Because they squeak!
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Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
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