Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...