What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....