All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be…
Three college students were rapping about who they’d like to be cast off on...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
The Chicken and The Egg
A Chicken and an Egg were lying in bed one night. The chicken smoking...
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed…
The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...