Roll of toilet paper
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Want me to paint for you?
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Dating
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Naughty Night Before Christmas
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Penis holding
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The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
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Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
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Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Does it hurt when you do this?
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