Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they have…
The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...