A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!