Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Butter and Blonde
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...