Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...