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If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
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Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
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Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Two roaches having a discussion
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Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
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Can\’t See
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