True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...