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Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Very stupid robbers
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A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
What’s an Australian kiss?
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Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...