10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...