Arriving at Heaven
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BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
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Kewl Cat Quips!
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Redneck on a Computer
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Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...