The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...