A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...