What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...