Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
Children’s worst book titles!
Children’s worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...