Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...