Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...