Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic