Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...