Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Southerners are not that stupid
A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The...