You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Better than Sex
A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...