Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...