Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...