Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Elephant jokes 03
|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...