Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Coconut & hurricane
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut?-Hold on to your nuts, it’s going...
Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!