Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...