Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...