The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...