Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...